To Smiley Or Not To Smiley?

I used to hate smiley's. With a passion. Now I can't understand text without them. Is that an angry statement or is it tongue in cheek? What does that exclamation mark mean?!

It's almost like I'm scared to be sarcastic myself now, through fear of inducing hatred wherever I send an e-mail or text.

And don't get me started on instant messaging! When I die, my hell will be in instant message form. Horrible!

Why Aren't I Posting Anymore?

It's certainly not because I couldn't think of anything to complain about, because I got LOADS of stuff. Just nothing blog appropriate. I'm just finding it hard to "comedy complain" when I have actual complaints.

I had a haircut yesterday, and I saw that as an in. Because usually when I get my haircut locally, it's rubbish. But the lady did a good job. Can I complain about her doing a good job and denying me a blogging opportunity? Not really, because I appear to be writing anyway.

So I'll complain about having to watch 'Shaun of the Dead' on my own tonight. It's not really the same.

Hopefully me and my brain will be back soon, but I wouldn't count on it.