How Can I Stop Getting Maudlin?

It's annoying the pants off of me, so I can only imagine the annoyance level that other people must feel when it happens.

Maybe I should give up booze again. No fair. Although maybe it's rather a lack of caffeine... No way I'm giving up coffee.

And I swear I don't make up the "Music @ Last Post" bit, it's always true. Eerily appropriate sometimes, especially this one.

Hmm, Where Shall I Sit?

Picture the scene. In a movie theatre with in excess of 300 seats. Of those seats, fully 2 are occupied. Enters a couple. Where do they sit? Out of all the chairs? DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME.

You stupid ******* ****** *******. Romford is to blame. Full of *****.

How Can You Just Shut Everything?

London transport is a farce. Travel at the weekend is sometimes almost impossible. That's all I'm saying because I'm sick of talking about it.

Good thing I was in a good mood on Sunday night. Victory can dull any pain. Go on the "volleyball"!

Did The Power Cut Kill My TV?

Seriously? Co-incidence? Was there a power surge or something, because our TV is buggered the very same day of the power cut.