Is There Anything More Annoying Than An Umbrella?

Why oh why is it so difficult to control an umbrella? Honestly people, spatial awareness is something that I've witnessed in a one-eyed kitten!

I've been baffled by this worldwide incompetence for years. All you need to do is make sure you don't hit the people coming towards you, surely? Then there's people who try and use one in hurricane force winds. It ain't gonna work!

Then there's the classic people that stand on subway steps putting their umbrella up or down whilst an increasingly annoyed crowd of people accumulates behind them.

Umbrella's are extremely flawed pieces of equipment, sometimes it's better just to get wet.