Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Why Do The British Swear So Much?

A generalisation to be sure, but my language always takes a turn for the foul when I'm here, and it's down to Londoners.

I am now attempting to use different (non-swear words) in place of their more obscene brethren.

For example, the f word is making way for fudge.

But this brings up another question. Isn't the meaning behing the word more important than the word itself? Just because I'm saying fudge, doesn't mean I don't mean f***. Surely given time and a growing use of fudge in this context, fudge itself would become a swearword. I'm getting confused...

4 comments:

Cheriton Bishop said...

That could jeopardise the confectionary industry.

EggsOfWisdom said...

I have more; "Picnic" off, "Chomp" and "Double Decker" head.

The last one doesn't really roll off the tongue.

Cheriton Bishop said...

Could 'Wispa' be substituted for something else, perhaps?

Oh, Chewitt!

EggsOfWisdom said...

Wispa definitely works. Although it's the most overrated chocolate bar of all time.

Boost! Tasted awful to boo(s)t...